That’s Methed Up!

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I’m so highly Disturbed frustrated and sick to my stomach I went to McKenzie’s Riverside grill and pub off Bridgewater falls at Bridgewater falls and on the kids menu I ordered for my two year old a pizza is said $3 they bring out a scolding hot pan straight out of the oven for my daughter to burn her hand on I tell the waitress he brings a rag and at that same exact time she’s screaming at the top of her lungs I spider mommy bit me and there’s a spider crawling on her arm I had to get it off and then I look under the tape I get her out of the way look under the table and there’s several spider webs and spiders I wanted to leave immediately after her burn and then the spider they’re already brought the food out and made me pay for it they told me the reason they have insects and critters in there is because the plants but there was no warning sign so I’m warning everybody about the insects infestation and how they do not know how to treat customers or children at so be advised if you take your child in there that they will bring you a scolding hot pan off the kids menu and that there will be insects crawling on your child underneath the table in their shoes and all in their clothes I picked off a insect carcass of a insect shell off of my daughter after the spider was all over her body brown recluse I took a picture of it I’ll post it right now

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Man that’s real methed up.

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Here’s the baby brown recluse that was crawling on my daughter at MacKenzie’s pub and grill at Bridgewater falls restaurant and they said the reason they have insects is because of the plants so I had to pay $50 and they also charged me incorrectly for the scolding hot kids pizza I ordered which they brought out took straight out of the oven that was on the kids menu $3 Pizza and give to my two-year-old so she burned her hand and then she’s screaming and all of a sudden there’s this spider crawling on her I tried to get it and I pulled her out of the way and its strings down onto a web of several other baby spiders which were brown recluses I could tell cuz I was bit by 1 hopefully let’s pray my daughter was not bitten on top of her burnt hand so I just paid $50 my food I did not like what I ordered they made me pay for that and I didn’t touch it it was just pathetic there needs to be warning signs if they have insects because of their plants customer should know about it especially if they have children especially if they are deadly spiders who wants to go sit with spiders if I’m going into a critter environment I would like to be warned especially with a two year old who did not deserve any of that please share everyone needs to know and be aware about this foul situation

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This is the after math of grabbing the pizza on the kids menu grab the pan at McKenzie’s Riverside pub and grill at Bridgewater falls

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The Mysterious Case of the Chipotle Leaf

Mysterious “leaves” are appearing in Chipotle burritos throughout the country with no explanation. Americans are buzzled by the uninvited visitor destroying their precious appetites and are determined to find answers. They have turned to Twitter to express their confusion and outrage…until one good samaritan solves the case…

Come to find out, the “mysterious” intruder is, in fact, a bay leaf…and apparently 90% of the poplulation has no freaking idea what that is…

Chipotle uses bay leaves in their their beans, rice, Barbacoa, and Carnitas for a little thing some like to call “seasoning”.

Chipotle directly responds to these tweets on their website:

We remove the leaves from our rice before serving, though we’ve been known to miss one here and there. So, if you happen to catch a bay leaf in your bowl and think we’ve somehow served you a leaf of an oak tree “from outside”—your words, not ours—know that it’s actually the leaf of a plant called Bay Laurel.

So the next time you find a leaf in your Chipotle burrito, do not panic. Just leaf it alone.

Punctuation Is Your Friend…

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Steven to Olive Garden:
so,my wife and i had one day off together so i asked her what would you like to do,her response was lets use the gift card we have and get dinner.so after 1.5 hours we had no dinner and a waiter asking us
if we wanted a to go box for the bread sticks because he had a issue and someone else was supposed to take care of us.so i don’t want anything from you no apologies no please give us another chance because i have talked to people on the east coast and here in tn and i here the same thing, so keep doing what you are doing and you will fail i am not happy where i am at but i do my job i have one thing to do take care of my family so i do my job happy or not i do my job maybe you need to look at your people and ask what is right. I will not be back until something changes




The Internet Is Trolling Cracker Barrel’s Facebook Page and It Is Glorious

What started as an innocent post to the Cracker Barrel Facebook Page from a guy named Brad, quickly spiraled out of control on early Tuesday morning.

Brad demanded answers for why his wife was fired from Cracker Barrel earlier this week and boy did he get them! Once someone responded with a smart ass comment it opened the door for thousands of other trolls to feed off of Brad’s post. And what happened next may be the best thing to ever happen in the history of Cracker Barrel Internet History!

 

 

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Turning Tables – Episode 1 – Let’s Turn Some Tables!

I came across this amazing new series written by servers, for servers! It’s spot on and hilarious! Here is the first episode!

Turning Tables – Episode 1 – Let’s Turn Some Tables!
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